heroic

So, I'm making this post just because I am feeling really really proud of myself.  Which is dorky, but, hey.  I deserve a pat on the back.

I heard noises of a rather . . . sexual nature coming from the room next to me so I went out to investigate, and my suitemate N was lying on the floor with her skirt hiked up and a shirtless guy on top of her, with the door open.  They tried to kick the door shut softly but I stopped it with my palm and responsible!Kellie kicked in.

Me: Are you okay, N?
N: Yeah . . .
Me: Are you drunk?
N: Yeah . . .
Me: (to guy) . . . are you really sure you want to be doing this to her while she's drunk? *scornful tone*
Guy: I'm really drunk too.
Me: I just don't want her to regret it in the morning is all.
Guy: Yeah, she's probably ready for bed.
Me: Yeah, I think you guys should go to bed.  Sorry to ruin your fun and stuff but I just really don't want you to regret this.
N: No, you're such a good friend Kellie, you're the only responsible person [no really I swear that's what she said]
Me: Yeah, I mean have fun and everything guys, but maybe just don't go the whole way right now.
N: I love you Kellie!
Me: I love you too N.  Goodnight guys.

LULZ.  I felt like I was in one of those teen educational movies or something.  I am such a total responsible nerd.  But really though, I just prevented a potentially bad situation from occurring.  I think I have a right to be proud of myself, at least a little bit, for being helpful.  But I didn't want to be really lame and brag about it where large amounts of people would see it.  *waves to audience*